The Best "Worst" Movies of 2013

Dec 31, 2013 Comments
Spring Breakers

Criticize Harmony Korine for exploiting his leads for the sake of gratuitous party porn all you want; it worked. Faith, Brit, Cotty and Candy (Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine and Vanessa Hudgens) are all deplorable and highly unlikable, but that only makes their spring break shenanigans more entertaining. In fact, had Korine made an attempt to infuse the film with realistic character development, it probably would have sucked the life out of the party. Spring Breakers is a "go big or go home" movie and Korine goes big in all the right ways. The film will undoubtedly be too appalling for some, but if you’re looking for a quick escape to party hard, Spring Breakers can give you that experience. It’s the spring break blowout of your life, but at someone else’s expense. You may feel guilty for enjoying the ride, but in the end, it’s as simple as popping the DVD out and going back to ridiculing the scandalous behavior. But I know what you’re thinking deep down; “Spring break forever, b*tches!”

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